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Zapatistas and Googlebombs

Joshie, I'm gonna write about those cowboy ninjas in my research paper for "challenges of modern technology". They're a good example of how a grassroots group can use IT to get ahead. I'm also gonna write about googlebombing. So if you haven't seen what Failure brings up on google you should. BTW I'm further propagating the google bomb by linking like that >:)

OMG Why?

I can't decide if this is cool or so rediculously geek that I'm sad to know that it exists, but here it is: the gmailFS. Yep. Just let that one sink in. A file system.. that is gmail. You mount a linux drive that is your gmail account and you can save to it just like it's a local disk. *lowers head in shame*

Well, I guess that means I can't help to preserve his anonymity any more.

Rape him~

Not so easy Mr. Ninja guy. If Joshie won't throw you to the mercy of Bard Hall residents then I will. Everyone, get this guy.

So.. lots of people must be looking at those snowman pictures because I can see my server being taxed. I'll have to look at the performance stats after this week. I bet the transfer is going to be through the roof.

... and a cowboy ninja, wtf sir?!

Those ninjas are phonies! Why are they wearing fishing hats?! Ninjas don't fish... if they're hungry for fish, they'd just ninja-loot a Red Lobster.

PHONIES!

This kinda ninja, Joshie?

Aye, I guess Brando got to it before I did. Well, I posted the story of Hank on my livejournal and I one of the evil ninjas is friends with one of my friends from Bard. So, she linked the evil ninja to my lj. He wrote up his side of the story, which is funny and worth the read. He also proceeded to im me. His sn is [see edit remarks] ... if any of you feel like harassing him, I won't hold you back. ;)

edit: the evil ninja is frightened about what we all may do to him, so he asked me to take down his sn. be nice guys. ;)

Ninjas embarassed by Hank

Check [edit, refer to reason in above post -- can read it here if you want though =)] out. These are the guys from Kraus who got humiliated by Hank. 2 of them fell from his head and one actually got cut. Then the cops almost caught them. Ha ha.

BTW more snowman pics here.

http://www. wherethehellisma tt.com/videos/dan cing.wmv

if you don't watch it, i'll cut your balls off while you all are sleeping, and then shove your balls down your throat.... and i'll make sure the ball cut-off-age is extremely painful. in fact, i'll cut your fingernails off before hand and then gouge your eyes out with then, and then fashion them into a weapon sharp enough to slice your balls off... and if for some odd reason your balls grow back, i'll cut them off again.

so watch the vid, yo.

Wanted: Sexy Ladies

SO I just found out that there's another site calling itself "Brando's Blog" which of course enrages me. But to add insult to injury he is getting the first spot on google and not us. Now he only has a 1 page deal with nothing on it really. I'm sure that this page has "Brando's Blog" written WAYYYYY more times than his so it has to be that he's got something we don't that is boosting his google ratings. The only thing I can find is this little box with pictures of sexy ladies saying how they want to bang him. I guess sexy ladies = google rank. So in response Joshie and I have decided that we need to get some sexy ladies posting on our blog. How are we going to do this? We're gonna advertise. Yep! We're gonna put all kinds of stuff that sexy ladies might like on our page in hopes that they come here and say how cute we are and how they wanna sexor us and stuff until google is like "OMG this one pwns that other 'brando's blog'". So to get things started:

Hey ladies come on over and post stuff on Brando's blog. We got all kinds of guys you'll think are cute but will treat you like crap. Superfical sex? Of course. Never calling you back again, ever? YES! Forgetting your name, birthday, anniversary, or that he even met you? We got it. C'mon over and post on brando's blog!