Plays like Jon

Basic translation: Look! Jesus is walking on water again but this time he's got a weapon!

We need this

"Although it is unusual for a man to contract a yeast infection from a woman through intercourse, it is possible. In an infected man, the yeast reside in the urethra, the canal through which urine passes from the body, and can cause penile itching and burning during urination."

Oh...I guess Brady doesn't have to worry about that, being that intercouse is involved.

flash5addict: freak out over that puzzle yet?
MP3notacrime: not really
MP3notacrime: keeping my distance
flash5addict: heh
flash5addict: you'll go crazy over it if you keep trying to actually do it and not look at the theory behind it
MP3notacrime: ok.. it shouldn't be possible because you can only ever possibly get to an even number of I's making it impossible to convert them to U's and drop them (which you have to do in even pairs) and still have 1 remaining
flash5addict: oh ffs
MP3notacrime: is that right?
flash5addict: bleh, i thought it'd at least take you longer than a few hours
MP3notacrime: heh
MP3notacrime: sorry
flash5addict: i need to find tougher puzzles

***I made the text of the solution white so that it wouldn't spoil it for everyone. Just highlight if you want to read it.

My high score is 39 on the cats game.

Jason, you're a fucking asshole, I completely hate you forever and ever. I hope you get a yeast infection.

*image edited from original by brando

http://www.finemanfilms.com/cgi-bin/moviedb.cgi?action=ViewTitle&index=HET99

No update on das cumpf.

WTF!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

This is why I like Google

Google is always doing something creative. I love them for it.

Snow. Again. Erin, is heil Titler real? I tried to get more info on Mein Cumpf and couldn't find it anywhere. I had just assumed both titles were fakes. If that's a fake, it's a good one.