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Evan posts, kind of

Evan wanted to post these pics but for some reason his blogger account isn't working.
This bear is 12 feet tall and the body below was supposedly taken from his stomach.

Hi. The invite finally worked. I'm posting to make Josh happy...plus this guy was so retarded, I had to share the joy...

Speedster2723 [7:48 PM]: can i ask u a personal question
ErinJustErin1 [7:49 PM]: Sure.
Speedster2723 [7:49 PM]: How far have you gone w/ a guy
Speedster2723 [7:50 PM]: ?
ErinJustErin1 [7:50 PM]: Honey, I'm 21 years old.
Speedster2723 [7:50 PM]: k
Speedster2723 [7:50 PM]: i'd fuck u
Speedster2723 [7:50 PM]: if you would
ErinJustErin1 [7:51 PM]: lol
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: would you
ErinJustErin1 [7:51 PM]: That was smooth
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: sorry
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: Would you?
ErinJustErin1 [7:51 PM]: No, I wouldn't. You have a girly friend.
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: No I don't
ErinJustErin1 [7:51 PM]: Then you should change your profile.
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: I try to but it won't
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: You wouldn't then
ErinJustErin1 [7:52 PM]: Your hair isn't long enough, and you're, like, what, 17?
ErinJustErin1 [7:52 PM]: No, I wouldn't.
Speedster2723 [7:52 PM]: What's your favorite position
Speedster2723 [7:52 PM]: I'd do anything
Speedster2723 [7:53 PM]: !
ErinJustErin1 [7:53 PM]: How old are you?
Speedster2723 [7:53 PM]: 18
Speedster2723 [7:54 PM]: ANYTHING!
ErinJustErin1 [7:55 PM]: Buddy, you need to get some more porn.
Speedster2723 [7:55 PM]: I'll do ANYTHING
ErinJustErin1 [7:55 PM]: Do you mean anything to get with me, or anything I ask.
Speedster2723 [7:55 PM]: what
ErinJustErin1 [7:56 PM]: Do you mean that you would do anything to convince me to sleep with you, or do you mean that you would do anything sexually?
Speedster2723 [7:56 PM]: Both
ErinJustErin1 [7:56 PM]: What's your name?
Speedster2723 [7:56 PM]: Corey
ErinJustErin1 [7:56 PM]: Corey what?
Speedster2723 [7:57 PM]: Sager
Speedster2723 [7:57 PM]: why?
ErinJustErin1 [7:57 PM]: Do you know Stacy McConahy?
Speedster2723 [7:57 PM]: ya
Speedster2723 [7:57 PM]: I think
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: why?
ErinJustErin1 [7:58 PM]: He's my brother.
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: Kool
ErinJustErin1 [7:58 PM]: This conversation should amuse him
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: lol
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: don't send it to him please
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: i won't talk bout it anymore
ErinJustErin1 [8:01 PM]: So, how do you feel about 2 handed anal fisting, and fake nazi porn?
Speedster2723 [8:01 PM]: what
ErinJustErin1 [8:02 PM]: You know, Heil Titler, a little lube, maybe a duck, makes for a good movie.
Speedster2723 [8:02 PM]: ic
ErinJustErin1 [8:03 PM]: You should look in to it, Mr-I'll-Do-Anything
Speedster2723 [8:03 PM]: k
Speedster2723 [8:03 PM]: i just need laid badly
ErinJustErin1 [8:03 PM]: So do half the men in America
Speedster2723 [8:03 PM]: ya
Speedster2723 [8:05 PM]: your point
ErinJustErin1 [8:06 PM]: elephantsandwich is always good for some hot sex.
ErinJustErin1 [8:06 PM]: He loves tall guys.
Speedster2723 [8:07 PM]: wjat
Speedster2723 [8:07 PM]: He?
ErinJustErin1 [8:08 PM]: Do you think I have sex with women?
Speedster2723 [8:08 PM]: no
Speedster2723 [8:09 PM]: why would i want to do it w/ a guy?
ErinJustErin1 [8:09 PM]: Huh, I guess you meant ALMOST anything

Jon, a russian journalist says you're a vampire!

Vampirism is a rare but real disease. Another name for it is pofiria. It causes changes in the blood formula: shortage of erythrocytes and iron. For a "normal" life the ill people really need blood, but not necessarily human. Receptiveness to the sunlight grows, which can cause burns even after a short period, so the vampires lead a night life, their faces whiten, bodies get skinny and so they look like classical bloodsuckers from books.

Physicians do not agree on the causes and development process of the disease. It is often said that it is being formed at genetics level, but alcohol abuse, hepatizes, some medical drugs overdose can also cause the disease.

Given the modern life realities, anyone can become a vampire. So to check how much of a vampire you are already, you can use the following test prepared by Vampire Research Center.

Are you skinny?
Is your face pale?
You often wear sunglasses and use sunburn protection cream?
You prefer candles to electric light?
Are you tolerant to temperature changes?
You look much younger than your age?
You have a deep, magnetizing look?
You are rarely ill, avoid medicines?
Do you judge smokers and drug users?
Do you like night-time loneliness?
Do you like raw meat?
You are not interested in sex much?
You like occult sciences?
You like dressing in black?

The more positive answers you gave, the closer you are to start drinking blood.

Erm, okay well you masturbate too much to be a vampire. All the other stuff is accurate tho :)

Happy Thanksgiving

Paint skillz by Erin :)