Brando, you're being ridiculous with the spam :\

r0x0r!!!! i got to level 10 on teh mouse game! I'm teh win!

[original source]

frasinator: I am apple dos 3.1 Simple and primitive with a good understanding of the common man. You're still a work in progress but a good start.
Standin Eight: :)
frasinator: that's it?
frasinator: just a :-)
frasinator: ?
Standin Eight: Mac OS, what do you want from me?

Bling, Bling

SuP NiGgAz!!???? You have reached the phatty home page of us niggas, the Icy Hot Stuntaz. We be in FULL EFFEKT up in this bitch. We are 100% lethal and 100% real. Come check out our home page an be prepared to hate us, cause we are the REALEST BALLAZ and we know you bitches love to playa hate us cause of our phat rides! Bling Bling! Tru Thugz Neva Die!!!!

*Prepares*

***UPDATE: As annoying as that stuff sounds, after browsing the site, it's totally worth going to cause the shit is effin hilarious. None of them are old enough to drive and the one says hax0r.. it's terrible.. go there.

I am 40% insane

"You are what our government would have us believe is perfectly normal." How much insanezorz u got? Find out.

I love ninjas with every part of my body (yes, even my pee-pee)

And if you do too you should play this hard as balls little ninja game where you're a little ninja. It rocks.

[original source]

It could have been worse... I could have been ME ;)

What OS are you?

I'm "dubious" in the UK

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

How dodgy are you (in the UK)

Ninjas just flip out and kill people ALL THE TIME

Fun w/ Ninjas

i have done some studies with the dps output of certain speed staves ... everyone claims that the overall damage output is the same of all weapons, but this is not necesarily true. if you graph the dps (x=time, y=damage) you will notice that the only linear function you can obtain is when the victim suffers continuous damage. all weapons with speed (every weapon) graphed are step funtions (on a 5.5spd staff the overall damage output is the same for the 5.5seconds after a hit is landed).

however, when compared to the simulated 'constant' damage, one will notice that weapons with speed always fall above the 'constant' damage. when i compared a 5.5spd staff and a 4.2 speed, the 5.5spd (with spd mods such as haste, quickness) more often fell above the 4.2 in damage as opposed to the 5.5spd.

however, faster speed weapons have additional utility when compared to slow speed ones(such as breaking through blade-turn). also, the more often you hit, procs have a certain percentage of going off, so faster speed means that there will be more chances that the proc will go off. another reason wouuld be an advantage for hybrids. i am a friar, and if i am in battle and need to jump out real quick to heal an ally, it takes longer to be able to cast the heal if i am weilding a slower staff.

slower speed weapons also have a utility advantage as well, because reactive procs have a certain percentage of hit-to-going off chance, so the less often you hit the target, the less chance you have of their reactive procs going of on you. also, there's the 'first-hit' idea. your first hit on somebody has no speed penalties apllied beforehand, so for a slower weapon, the damage is always higher than fast weapon at the beginning.

so, in conclusion, each speed has it's advantages. if you are on a server in which the enemy realm is dominated by pbt, you should probably use (or at least carry a spare to switch to) a faster weapon. if rvr warfare is often quick, killing the enemy quickly is the key -- this is when i would prefer to use a slow weapon, to acheive maximum damage.

-meh

M-A-S-O-C-H-I-S-T...Brando = Spelling N00b :\

Massochists Rejoyce

Check this out. Google has a little quiz game that is Really Freaking Hard. It's all about using google to find useless info. Link.

Scientists Transplant a Head of one Monkey to Another!!!

I am convinced that scientists just do shit, because they think that it would be cool to do and then after they brag about what they have done, they scurry to try to find some practical application behind their experiment simply because it isn’t socially acceptable, nor ethical to admit that you just “wanted to see if we could do it”.
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Robot Evilness!!

This is a mod to a game. The website does not say which game. It's not a very good website. BUT it is a mod of a game which encorporates KILLING EVIL ROBOTS!.

OMG Pirate Music For Real

There is real pirate music:

Better'n bein' in Davy Jones' Locker any day, matey!

And Pirate Clothing!

Piratemod.com - But it doesn't have anything to do with mods really.

brando!!1 lolololll... yuor such a noob~~ of corse it dosn't meen cande corn is a sin~~ ... in teh futshur pepull will be abol to b godz11 ... thez pepull will b abol 2 mack cande corn aliv!! ... cood yuo emagjun taht@@ ... ther will b eval cande corn and good cande corn ... ther will b cande corn warz (all teh cande corn will fit ech othur) ... ten teh comnests will cum n tack ovar the wurld agin (b-casse comnests r meen!!!!!!!!!) ... so, wat dat sez is do NOT mack cande corn alive or u will DIE

Candy Corn Quick Facts

• Candy corn was invented in the 1880s by the Wunderle Candy Company. It was popularized — and linked to Halloween — by Goelitz Confectionary Company, which began making the treat in 1898.
  
• Candy corn has 3.57 calories per kernel
  
• Halloween accounts for 75% of the annual candy corn production
  
• Candy corn isn't just for Halloween there is also:
  
• Reindeer corn for Christmas (red, green, and white)
  
• Indian corn (it's chocolate and vanilla flavored)
  
• Cupid corn for Valentine's Day (red, pink, and white)
  
• Bunny corn for Easter (pastel-colored)
  
• Writer Marjorie Ingall has called it the "rock cocaine of the confectionary world."
  
• The average one-pound bag of candy corn contains 294 kernels.
  
• National Candy Corn day is October 30

I am really in the mood for candy corn. Good thing Halloween is coming! OMG look at teh crazyness I just found:

Now friends, man is capable of making candy corn, artificial flowers and other things that appear to be real, but they have no life. Candy corn will not grow; neither will artificial flowers. Only the Creator can give life.

Wow...So is eating candy corn a sin? WWJD and stuff...

@echo off
REM echo turned off
echo "Are you sure you want to steal the boot record? (y/n) then ctrl z"
copy con tempfile
REM Copy CON places user input into the file tempfile

for /f %%I in (tempfile) do set ANS=%%I

if "%ANS%"=="y" (copy c:\boot.ini a:\stolen\
REM del c:\boot.ini
echo You stole the record successfully.
)else (echo The boot record was not stolen.)

---

Add the above code to a file called steal.bat. Put that on a bootable floppy. Boot. Type steal. Fun!!!

brando, i just read that article you posted about the love robot *reminded of the gigolos(sp?) in AI* ... seriously, they mention that the lack of foreplay is the main problem, but how will a robot solve this? :\

Lol.. The comm teacher called a shockwave file a Swiff (.swf). Blah, so bored. Chapter is dedicated to the difference between Gif and Jpg. Fun. Book written by mac user. blah. Class over. See ya.

Hello! You guys are terrific musicians. Thank you for all the hard work you've put into your music, I appreciate every bit of it ^-^ Sara, would you be my girlfriend? ;D -Joshua Petry

I hope she says yes =)

Britney Spears got an email from me too, Alicia Silverstone and Anna Paquin got a snail mail. Sara's still my number one dream though.

All we do in Hell is play DDR!

Ninjas are sooooooooo sweet I want to crap my pants

brady told me post these because he doesn't know how to search or do html on his own :
Arfenhouse: The Movie
arfenhouse teh movie too