Aye, I guess Brando got to it before I did. Well, I posted the story of Hank on my livejournal and I one of the evil ninjas is friends with one of my friends from Bard. So, she linked the evil ninja to my lj. He wrote up his side of the story, which is funny and worth the read. He also proceeded to im me. His sn is [see edit remarks] ... if any of you feel like harassing him, I won't hold you back. ;)

edit: the evil ninja is frightened about what we all may do to him, so he asked me to take down his sn. be nice guys. ;)