ChatinwJul: sorry but im not a slut.......soi dotn think that would be a good idea

^~~ julie said no to brady @_@

this is for brando, because he likes the mans

i'm not abusing anything ;D

mis·sile ( P ) Pronunciation Key (msl, -l)
n.
   1. An object or weapon that is fired, thrown, dropped, or otherwise projected at a target; a projectile.
   2. A guided missile.
   3. A ballistic missile.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=missile

weren't the planes technically missiles then?


{brando spelling mistake #4 M-I-S-S-I-L-E, not missle ;D}
{i'm not one to get on your case about spelling brando, but you are lacking with all those 'proper english' skills you have}

Ah.. I'm confused

Maybe it's just me, but I've never heard anything about any missle.

Haha

That's what happens when you base your company in CA, bitches.

Funness!!!

My newest addiction as of late. And how!

Dr CRJP Naidu, of the Centre for Artificial Intelligence & Robotics, says the robot can simulate body movements and he boasts of its "sexual prowess".

Entire article.

Joshie, quit abusing the fact that you've got my data. -Brando

cat funny la~~ keke~~

Playboy Party Schools
The 2002 list read as follows:

01. Arizona State
02. California State University, Chico
03. Rollins
04. Louisiana State
05. West Virginia
06. Colorado
07. Wisconsin
08. Connecticut
09. Kansas
10. San Diego State
11. Georgia
12. Ohio State
13. Iowa State
14. Florida State
15. Colorado State
16. Florida
17. Tulane
18. Washington State
19. East Carolina
20. Michigan State
21. Mississippi
22. University of California, Santa Barbara
23. Lehigh
24. Vanderbilt
25. James Madison

Honorable Mentions: Miami of Ohio, Ohio University, Colgate, Penn State, Pitt, Southern Illinois, Slippery Rock, Tennessee, Texas, and Dayton.

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Honorable Mention?! We're slacking people~

flash5addict: so anything else you want me to bring?
Standin Eight: urhm.. fine honies?
Standin Eight: lindsay won't be here
Standin Eight: i'm lookin for some action
flash5addict: hahahaha
flash5addict: joN?
flash5addict: lol
Standin Eight: no, this is me really
Standin Eight: Lindsay and I haven't been doing so well lately
Standin Eight: I don't think it's gonna work out
flash5addict: oh?
flash5addict: :(
Standin Eight: I'm so stressed over it.. the only thing i think will make me feel better is to get with someone else
Standin Eight: and try to forget


<(@______@)>

Lindsay is Funny!

Lindsay saw this and was all like "LOOK! Nachi-Fuck-Joshie!!!!"........."oh.....nevermind, it's nachi fujikoshi"

Kirk :)

The Virus of Youthful Irresponsibility

Hey, college students, it's time for a pop quiz:
If an attachment arrives in your inbox with a suffix of .exe, do you (A) click on it? (B) click on it only if it promises you free stuff? or (C) always click on it if it appears to be from your best friend?

I might like and agree with this article if the guy didn't come off as so much of a weiner.

Full article about college anti-virus n00bs here.

Hample's opinion of SRU's large class sizes -------^

Pennsylvania state faculty threaten strike

PITTSBURGH (U-WIRE) - Students attending the 14 public universities in the Pennsylvania State System of Higher Education may soon find themselves without classes to attend or homework to complete.

Find out more about it here.

Moo.

1987 Playboy list of Party Schools

01. California State University, Chico

02. University of Miami, Coral Gables

03. San Diego State University, San Diego

04. University of Vermont, Burlington

05. Slippery Rock University, Pennsylvania

06. University of Connecticut, Storrs

07. West Virginia University, Morgantown

08. Plymouth State College, Plymouth, New Hampshire

09. Mercer University, Macon, Georgia

10. University of Virginia, Charlottesville

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this and other goodness (and some crapness) @ http://www.asciipr0n.com

FUNNY KITTY!!!!

Dear Valve,

We just wanted to write you a little note of gratitude. This Steam thing was a really great idea. All of your gamers who couldn't figure out how to patch their systems are able to play fine now. You've made it very easy for those who know very little about online gaming to join in on your game. Because they know so little they probably don't care that they've got adware on their systems, or that they can't play older mod versions, or that entire databases of banned players were lost due to the changes you unilaterally made. Meanwhile you have lost basically your whole mod-playing community of experienced gamers and loyal customers. We just want to reiterate, thank you for sending us the best portion of your customers. We like them a lot.

Sincerely,
The Battlefield 1942 Development Team

OMG....Valve?????Steam?????...WTF!!!!!!111

Broadband business platform
Up-to-date with the latest content and revisions
They are no longer challenged to find the latest updates for these applications
They no longer need to wonder if their device drivers are compatible with the latest software

Final changes to the Steam network throughout the night
Unfortunately, it's taken longer than we planned
Conversion wizard to make better use of existing content on your drive
Keep in mind, this does not mean we will be stopping or slowing development of Steam
Entire Half-Life user base must be converted to Steam
Download is about 500kB

For more info click here 10,000 times. That's a joke about DDoS attacks :)

Pr0x0r R0x0r

flash5addict: omg
flash5addict: workage
flash5addict: port 5801
Standin Eight: really?
Standin Eight: he's using your bandwidth???
Standin Eight: we can file share and game and stuffs?
flash5addict: omg hax clearly

Matt Mack is coming back!

misterbaseball42: This is the dude, Matt makc and I willbe back in SRU nexy year and it's all good in Philly!

How not to get sued by RIAA!!!!1111

My summary of methods:

1. Disable file sharing :(
   
2. Do not function as a "supernode"
   
3. Rename files so that RIAA won't know if they're violations without DLing them
   
4. Hire a good lawyer

For more info refer to: EFF
Also, EFF has some interesting ideas about how to make the p2p system work: Here

This picture:

This quote:

"Bam—your ISP has to provide all your information, including your name, address, telephone number, shoe size, and whether or not you wank to the girls jumping on trampolines during the "Man Show" credits."

And more:Here

Need I ask: WTF?

What is this world coming to when 12 year old girls can't violate copyright law downloading NSYNC?

Sep 9, 2003 6:57 am US/Eastern
(1010 WINS) (NEW YORK) A 12-year-old Manhattan girl is one of 261 people sued for copying music off the Internet via the Kazaa music swapping service.
The Recording Industry Association of America launched the next stage of its aggressive anti-piracy campaign Monday, filing 261 federal lawsuits across the country.
One of the named defendants in the case was Brianna LaHara, who goes to Saint Gregory the Great Catholic School on West 90th Street and lives with her mother Sylvia Torres.
Her mother says her daughter paid $29.99 for the downloading service three months ago. Torres says if you're paying for it, you're not stealing it.''
About 60 people in New York are said to have downloaded more than one thousand songs from the service. Each individual sued could be liable for fines of up to $150,000 for each stolen song.
(© MMIII Infinity Broadcasting Corp. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. The Associated Press contributed to this report.)

*Brianna LaHara beings to count the change in her piggy bank*
She paid 29.99? What a noob!

Just when I thought it didn't get any better...

Britney and Madonna	Christina and Madonna!

Accompanying article from Sky.com

BRITNEY'S KISS CATFIGHT
Raunchy singer Christina Aguilera has angrily confronted pop princess Britney Spears over their controversial kisses with Madonna.
The steamy scenes stunned guests at the recent MTV Video Music Awards - but Aguilera now claims Britney is trying to muscle in on her image.
The pair are reported to have had a bust-up in a Hollywood nightclub last weekend following the New York bash.
The Daily Star said Christina was angry that she had helped Britney "sex-up" her image.
She accused her former Mousketeer colleague of mimicking her saucy style in an attempt to boost record sales.
But Britney has soothed relations by calling Aguilera to make peace, a Spears aide told the paper.
The blonde bombshell was even said to have talked her rival into another lesbian-style clinch on stage.
"Christina was pretty furious that she'd unwittingly helped helped to vamp-up Britney's career," the aide said.
"They had some pretty strong words it in the club and there was some bad feeling.
"Luckily, Britney managed to calm Christina down and explained that it was good for her as well.
"Christina eventually realised that and was even talked into doing it again next year."

***Note to self: Watch VMAs next year :)

Use I before E	ie = believe, relieve, belief, relief, field, yield, shield, priest
Except after C	cei=receive, receipt, conceited, conceive
Or when sounded as "I" as in Einstein	"I" Eileen, height, sleight, stein, Einstein, Steinbrenner
Or "A" as in weigh	"A" weigh, weight, neighbor, sleigh, , heir, their
Neither, weird, foreign, leisure	either, weirdo, foreigner
Seize, forfeit, and height	seizure, forfeiture, protein, caffeine, heifer
Are the common exceptions spelled right
But don't let the C-I-E-N words get you uptight!

Hold on.. isn't there that i before e except after c thing?

...and i'm probably being a noob here, but why is there a huge gap before the table? ><

Contents of file pwn.bat:

@echo off
for /l %%1 in (1,1,50) do net send %1 PWNed!

Dos command: pwn computerName

save file to windows system folder!

I'm in comm class now... The n00bs can't work the scanner.. I don't like this class very much.

Huh.. weird.. Maybe I been reading too much Jeff K.
Hold on.. isn't there that i before e except after c thing?
I can't help that weird is spelled weird...

<~~ b-didder!

[*wierd gaps in picture thanks to CRAPPY gateways in swc105]

w-e-i-r-d ... for you so good at english (and me not), why am i correcting so many of your spelling mistakes as of late? [virii, rhoades, wierd]

Joshie = panoolied!!!!1

*wierd gaps in picture thanks to CRAPPY gateways in swc105

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