collapse: 549,611

just one game so far but if it gets higher, i'll be sure to post :D

brady = panoolied!!1

Jeff K.

HELO FAGORTSAND WELLCOEM TOO MY NEW AND EMPROVED HOEMAPEG!!!! HELLO I USED TOO BE A HAX0R BUT NOW I AM A COMPUTAR CONSULTANT BECUASE HAX0RING SI ILLEGAL!!! AND TEHY SAIDS I WOULD BE ARESTED IF I KEPT HAX0RING SO NOW I HELP PEOPAL INSTEAD OF HURT THEM BUT IF YUO ARE A FAGOT I CANNOT TAEK REPSONSABILITY FOR YUO IF YUOR COMPUTAR MACHIENE HAS TOO BE SENT BACK TO GATEWAY BECUASE IT GOT WINNUKED BY A SLY FOX!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA~

Courtesy of Something Awful

Let's have a collapse contest. Everyone post their high score.

*lins gets outta the bed*
lins: why'd you push me outta the bed?
b-didder: i didn't :/
lins: how ya gonna do that
b-didder: O_o
lins: you smell

...
*b-didder farts*

b-didder, cry more noob

"Worm suspect tells authorities he didn't write the worm on his computer. Also tells mom that someone else must have downloaded that porn" - Some Farker
Farkticle

Virus Week 2: The Aftermath

The virus problem has died down now. I'd say we're 98% disinfected. However, the inconsiderate goobers who didn't bother to be home to be disinfected are still pinging servers like madness. As a result some of the buildings, including Rhoades Hall (mine), are still without network access. So they are calling me. Man, are they calling me. Some are nice, some not so nice. My life is getting less busy but more annoying. I think i'll go change my voicemail message to "You have reached Josh, Jon and Brandon. Brandon is the RNA for Rhoades Hall. He is not an all seeing all powerful internet sage. If you'd like to know when your building will be turned back on, please hang up now. For other network related problems please leave a message."

Rhoades Hall Residents: Click Here.

Math is no fun. IT is teh win.

InformationTechnology == computer people who don't know how to differentiate a simple linear equation in the form y(x)=ax^2+bx+c

noob = new myDefintions;
noob = &InformationTechnology;
// ^~~ so true

"One of the major drawbacks to Flash has been its reliance on a plug-in. While the plug-in is small (118k), it is still a deterrant to many. Fortunately, Netscape now includes the plug-in with its shipping version. In addition, Windows 98 supports Flash as a native file format."

-N00b old communications book

Oh yeah, and the author uses a mac.

Emerging Technologies == communications people who are closet computer people but don't know much.

Lobster Sticks To Magnet!

^~~ better than wang

*continues staring at the pic brady posted*

it actually looks like britney was gonna get into it ... yeah, she didn't lean in as far as that slut madonna did, but look when madonna pulls away, it looks like britney leans her head in a little more ...

*stares at the picture*

*imagines naughty stuff of britney and lesbianism*

Subject: Re: SHARE VIOLATION
From: Joshua Petry >jjp0510@sru.edu<
Date: 9/2/2003 10:52 AM
To: Tom Shannon >thomas.shannon@sru.edu<

I have done as you requested. However, after reading over the computer use policies (http://www.sru.edu/pages/1229.asp), I would like to know how having shares violates these policies.

Thanks,
Joshua Petry


Tom Shannon wrote:

ATTN:

YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF SRU'S COMPUTER USE POLICY...PLEASE CLOSE ANY SHARES
ON YOUR COMPUTER OR YOU MAY BE SUBJECT TO LOCAL, STATE OR FEDERAL
PROSECUTION.


DIRECT ANY INQUIRIES TO:

THE SRU HELP DESK
x4357


user name: Petry, Joshua
IP: 10.1.238.86

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^~~ <(>_<)> biatches
<~~ why not just hit this big button here and make yourself sound educated

*doesn't have anything to post* :/

*stares at the picture brady posted*

*...continues to for 6 minutes*

*still doesn't have anything to post*