Wanted: Sexy Ladies

SO I just found out that there's another site calling itself "Brando's Blog" which of course enrages me. But to add insult to injury he is getting the first spot on google and not us. Now he only has a 1 page deal with nothing on it really. I'm sure that this page has "Brando's Blog" written WAYYYYY more times than his so it has to be that he's got something we don't that is boosting his google ratings. The only thing I can find is this little box with pictures of sexy ladies saying how they want to bang him. I guess sexy ladies = google rank. So in response Joshie and I have decided that we need to get some sexy ladies posting on our blog. How are we going to do this? We're gonna advertise. Yep! We're gonna put all kinds of stuff that sexy ladies might like on our page in hopes that they come here and say how cute we are and how they wanna sexor us and stuff until google is like "OMG this one pwns that other 'brando's blog'". So to get things started:

Hey ladies come on over and post stuff on Brando's blog. We got all kinds of guys you'll think are cute but will treat you like crap. Superfical sex? Of course. Never calling you back again, ever? YES! Forgetting your name, birthday, anniversary, or that he even met you? We got it. C'mon over and post on brando's blog!