SlushyChugger: can i ramble on for a little and can you post it under your name?
Standin Eight: possibly if I approve
Standin Eight: go!
SlushyChugger: one time i was playin my deep purple to loud....and evan came over to my room....then his eyes got red.......slobber developed upon his lips....then the ninja gaiden character, ryu, popped off of my nintendo game label...and he chased evan around the house.....evan was quick on account of his basketball training...but he still looked scared...cuz you know ninjas...those dudes are bad mothers.....you know they had a ninja on the set of beverly hills ninja...cuz he had to teach chris farley how to do ninja stuff....cuz ninjas really do hit people with fish.......so if you ever see a ninja...don't turn around......cuz they throw a shuriken through your head.....and don't get a ninja mad..cuz he come into your house....rape your dog...give your mom a buzz cut and write obscene words on your face while your sleepin..........
SlushyChugger: he he he ehe he

Holy Crap.. I think I messed my pants: "New Internet Tech 153,000 Times Faster Than Modem" - National Geographic News

My little brother Jordan is crazy zen powerful. When he gets mad he can command the souls of Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix and Jerry Garcia. They come out of a puff of smoke (and are hungry, lol) and they attack the person he's mad at. One time he tried to do that business to me but I was like "U r teh n00b, tehy smokzorz" and I gave them all snickers bars and they were my friends and played many much music and Jordan was like "but but but..." and I was like "PWNed"!

The home of Peanut Butter and Jelly, all the spinoffs, and all other things that make me want to asphyxiate myself...

Geez, that spider was scary.. I found a big one in our room too.

See?

Joshie posted a Peanut Butter and Jelly dancing banana thingey that I deleted b/c it was annoying. He wants it back. Here's the compromise:

look! it's adam!

I was on IRC and someone posted these links in #daoc ... I'm scared like woah of spiders ... I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep ok tonight knowing something like this lives in dorm rooms. =\

http://www.student.gsu.edu/~kpentecost1/clock_legs.jpg
http://www.student.gsu.edu/~kpentecost1/IMG_1773.jpg
http://www.student.gsu.edu/~kpentecost1/IMG_1776.jpg

[02:23] -ChanServ- (#SSoF) HI!
[02:23] * Hironobu slaps SmokingNoobFromFuture around a bit with a large trout
[02:23] * Hironobu slaps SmokingNoobFromFuture around a bit with a large trout
[02:23] * Hironobu slaps SmokingNoobFromFuture around a bit with a large trout
[02:23] * SmokingNoobFromFuture is now known as DoesntWantToSpeakLeet
[02:23] * Hironobu slaps DoesntWantToSpeakLeet around a bit with a large trout
[02:23] * Hironobu slaps DoesntWantToSpeakLeet around a bit with a large trout
[02:24] * Hironobu slaps DoesntWantToSpeakLeet around a bit with a large trout

this is how it will be kiddos

Riiight...

* Thing|FA has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* NeverWas has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
* Rofflez_my_Wafflez has quit IRC (*.net *.split)

That's not that big of a netsplit. =\
I guess I got the more popular server. :D

I want to be a robotic ninja from the future. They get all the ladies. And they are good at ninja stuff. That'd be cool. They can also synch their ninja-ness to techno. Like, if you started playing "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" or something like that, they kick and punch to the beats. This is because this is how they are programmed. I don't want to be a robot though. Robots want to kill all humans. I don't want to kill all humans. So, really, I just want to be a ninja from the future. I still want the ladies though. Also, I'm gonna be a smart ninja, so I know how to time travel. I'll create a dimensional fork, that contains pokémon. I'll be the leet-est futuristic, time-traveling ninja pokémon master EVER. You think you're good fighting pokémon?!? Well, wait for me to go and catch me a few pokémon and I'll own you!!! Except you would have to travel to this other dimension fork with me, because there isn't really any pokémon in this dimension. In this other dimension, there will actually be two of you. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?!?! I think not... you'll probably end up having your head explode. That would be sad because then I would never be able to challenge you to a pokémon battle and pwn you! Of course, there would be two of me too. Imagine that: two super-intelligent, time-travelling ninjas that are pokémon master. We would be undefeatable. The government would be all like, "we must kill them two ninjas, they are ubah powerful." But they couldn't. We would end up conquering the universe. I would make Russia be a country that we ship everyone to that smokes. Because smoking is disgusting. We would also make the universal language 1337speak. If anyone didn't speak it, I would unholstier(sp?) my large trout and slap you around a bit with it. Getting slapped by large trouts is not a good thing. So you should think twice about going against this status quo. *sneezes* well... that interuptted my train of thought.

Byes.
Joshie

 
I like the man weenzors!
posted by Jason 9:54 PM


I want that f'ing banana back!

Brando erased the dancing banana. He's a poo face.
/cry

Lin played Elvis here. She was like, "brando, dance with me!" And brando was all like "weeeee! i like teh dancing" and they danced and i laughed.

Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto

Brandon is 26% GAY

I drew this all by myself :D

bananas that dance and sing r teh win

As admin I can't allow this annoying-ness. Sorry, Joshie.

The old post

/me steals Brady's monks no more sekszors for j00! ... n00b!

Brady spanks teh monkey with h4x!!

I love you Brando. I also love the way you sleep, especially when you are really tired. Thanks for staying up with Joshie and me last night.

Joshie is asleep right now. He's at the edge of his bed and his head is all surrounded in covers. His hair is kinda funky too. I'm typing real quiet of my 1980's clickity clack clack keyboard. He doesn't hear me. Type..Type, type..my work does not disturb him..sleep, joshie sleep...type type. Oops i sneezed @.@ but it's okay he didn't wake up. Jon is a n00b for not posting yet. Byes.

Jason called Radioshack, where I worked, and told them he was having computer problems. He said that he had a 2.4ghz computer and a 2.4ghz phone. He asked if they could possibly be interfering with one another. The Radioshack guy said yes and to move them far away, or not use them at the same time. n00b!

LINDS IS 50% GAYCongratulations! You scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!

BRANDO IS 16% GAY

You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for those modern time mates.

How gay are you?

licking your own knee is fun... licking others, not cool.

JOSHIE IS 20% GAY

You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for those modern time mates.

How gay are you?

So this one night, Brando was sleeping, because that is what he does, and I was talking to Joshie online and he told me that he licked his knee, because that is what HE does. They are cool guys.

This one time Joshie burped really loud and displaced space and time in our room for a second so that he could fly. He was all flying around on the ceiling like, "Look, Brando, H4X!" Then I was like, "Oh yeah?" So I farted and space and time came back together and Joshie fell down into his chair and hurt his bum. I was like, "HA!" and he was like, "Oh no :("

I was bored one night. Then, I was having fun on the network and found out brando's password. I wouldn't have if he wasn't using win98 tho ... what a noob!

Joshwa is a kung fu master. I once saw him judo kick Adam in his nootz so hard that Adam turned red and became an incredible hulk, only a red one, and raped Jon.

Brando likes to dance. This one time I was browsing through his files on his computer over the network. I found a techno chicken dance remix thing. Lins started dancing. Brando danced too. I laughed because it was funny. I need to buy a video camera...

Joshie is a Kitten master. He builds lots of little robot kittens that can battle. They are also like transformer kittens because they can change shape and link together to form one HUGE cat that Joshie rides in and goes into battle with. No one can beat Joshie. Godzilla tried once but he got all clawed up and ran back in the ocean. Joshie couldn't go into the ocean to kill him because cats don't like water...neither do robots..so he definitely couldn't go after him. He's kinda mad about it. Whenever anyone talks about godzilla Joshie is like, "Yeah I PWNed that MOFOin' n00b!"