This one time Joshie burped really loud and displaced space and time in our room for a second so that he could fly. He was all flying around on the ceiling like, "Look, Brando, H4X!" Then I was like, "Oh yeah?" So I farted and space and time came back together and Joshie fell down into his chair and hurt his bum. I was like, "HA!" and he was like, "Oh no :("