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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Hi. The invite finally worked. I'm posting to make Josh happy...plus this guy was so retarded, I had to share the joy...

Speedster2723 [7:48 PM]: can i ask u a personal question
ErinJustErin1 [7:49 PM]: Sure.
Speedster2723 [7:49 PM]: How far have you gone w/ a guy
Speedster2723 [7:50 PM]: ?
ErinJustErin1 [7:50 PM]: Honey, I'm 21 years old.
Speedster2723 [7:50 PM]: k
Speedster2723 [7:50 PM]: i'd fuck u
Speedster2723 [7:50 PM]: if you would
ErinJustErin1 [7:51 PM]: lol
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: would you
ErinJustErin1 [7:51 PM]: That was smooth
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: sorry
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: Would you?
ErinJustErin1 [7:51 PM]: No, I wouldn't. You have a girly friend.
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: No I don't
ErinJustErin1 [7:51 PM]: Then you should change your profile.
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: I try to but it won't
Speedster2723 [7:51 PM]: You wouldn't then
ErinJustErin1 [7:52 PM]: Your hair isn't long enough, and you're, like, what, 17?
ErinJustErin1 [7:52 PM]: No, I wouldn't.
Speedster2723 [7:52 PM]: What's your favorite position
Speedster2723 [7:52 PM]: I'd do anything
Speedster2723 [7:53 PM]: !
ErinJustErin1 [7:53 PM]: How old are you?
Speedster2723 [7:53 PM]: 18
Speedster2723 [7:54 PM]: ANYTHING!
ErinJustErin1 [7:55 PM]: Buddy, you need to get some more porn.
Speedster2723 [7:55 PM]: I'll do ANYTHING
ErinJustErin1 [7:55 PM]: Do you mean anything to get with me, or anything I ask.
Speedster2723 [7:55 PM]: what
ErinJustErin1 [7:56 PM]: Do you mean that you would do anything to convince me to sleep with you, or do you mean that you would do anything sexually?
Speedster2723 [7:56 PM]: Both
ErinJustErin1 [7:56 PM]: What's your name?
Speedster2723 [7:56 PM]: Corey
ErinJustErin1 [7:56 PM]: Corey what?
Speedster2723 [7:57 PM]: Sager
Speedster2723 [7:57 PM]: why?
ErinJustErin1 [7:57 PM]: Do you know Stacy McConahy?
Speedster2723 [7:57 PM]: ya
Speedster2723 [7:57 PM]: I think
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: why?
ErinJustErin1 [7:58 PM]: He's my brother.
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: Kool
ErinJustErin1 [7:58 PM]: This conversation should amuse him
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: lol
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: don't send it to him please
Speedster2723 [7:58 PM]: i won't talk bout it anymore
ErinJustErin1 [8:01 PM]: So, how do you feel about 2 handed anal fisting, and fake nazi porn?
Speedster2723 [8:01 PM]: what
ErinJustErin1 [8:02 PM]: You know, Heil Titler, a little lube, maybe a duck, makes for a good movie.
Speedster2723 [8:02 PM]: ic
ErinJustErin1 [8:03 PM]: You should look in to it, Mr-I'll-Do-Anything
Speedster2723 [8:03 PM]: k
Speedster2723 [8:03 PM]: i just need laid badly
ErinJustErin1 [8:03 PM]: So do half the men in America
Speedster2723 [8:03 PM]: ya
Speedster2723 [8:05 PM]: your point
ErinJustErin1 [8:06 PM]: elephantsandwich is always good for some hot sex.
ErinJustErin1 [8:06 PM]: He loves tall guys.
Speedster2723 [8:07 PM]: wjat
Speedster2723 [8:07 PM]: He?
ErinJustErin1 [8:08 PM]: Do you think I have sex with women?
Speedster2723 [8:08 PM]: no
Speedster2723 [8:09 PM]: why would i want to do it w/ a guy?
ErinJustErin1 [8:09 PM]: Huh, I guess you meant ALMOST anything

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