Riiiiiiight...

For anyone else who may have missed the point of my article in The Rocket entirely:

• Wired Wisdom is comedy, not research, not a scholarly essay
  
• My major argument about IE involved Christina Aguliera's jeans
  
• My article was geared towards those who needed the issue laid out simply, not to debate the nuances of the problem.
  
• The article "preaches" and calls people names in drill sargeant fashion because that's entertaining, keeping the technophobic interested in my article.
  
• I spent the same amount of time talking about the issues Joshie has a problem with as I did talking about lollipops.
  
• This article is great for the general population, you're welcome not to read it.
  
• If you've got a problem with it, tell it to the editor.