but you still won't be able to play DAoC on them ... riots will start because of this, and the hardcore roleplayers (@Cimmeriandoug...) will completely flip out. there will be insane ammounts of people raiding walmart, all armed with leet weaponary and armor. walmart will start to fall under and they will have to start closing stores. eventually, they'll close the super-walmart out in butler. well, since i love walmart so much (and want to still be able to stare at the cute girls, like stacie :þ) i will put an end to this. i'll get kevin (my brother) to join me in on this effort. he's an awesome cabalist. i'll take the form of my necromancer, and i'll force my chubby little brother michael to be my buffbot). kevin will run around DOTing (damage over time spells, like poisons, for you nubs) everyone.... this will help to interupt the casters and healers. my necro will tank the entire zerg of rp'ers (this will be pre-1.69 of course ... yay for group heal exploit!) and all that will be left is one single enchanter after we hose all those wannabes. but, see, enchanters are insanely overpowered... with quickcastable stuns, pets, debuffing their own nukes, AND friggin point-blank area of effect spells... ::sigh:: ... well, that one chanter will tear us apart. we'll die, walmart will go under, and baby jesus will cry. after i /release back to my bindstone, i'll see the cute girls there too (::sigh:: mr. overpowered enchanter even took out the zerg of cute girls). well, since stacie's bound in gothwaite harbor as well as me, i really have no reason to go back and attempt to take out that enchanter and restore walmart to what it once was. of course, being that i'm incredibly shy, i won't say a word to stacie or any of the other girls, so i'll be all lonely once again (well, i'll at least have some cute girls to stare at). none of the girls will go after me either... but well, i'm still in inconnu form... it's at that point i go back to joshie form. all the girls will be all over me, and we'll all back babies... like 600 of them.

so, in conclusion, walmart selling -any- linux distro is a bad thing for everyone ... except for me and the hot girls