The pyramid scheme mofo sent me the same mail again. So I replied.

Dear Bret,

I don't know you, and you might even be a spambot. But if you're not, you're definitely a dumbass human being. You're probably just trying to get me to send you a dollar. If you're not, then pyramid schemes are freaking retarted. They don't work. They work for the first few people and that is it. I hope you don't get any money, cause stupid people shouldn't be allowed to handle money. Do the world a favor and shoot yourself.

Cheerfully,
Brandon Himes