I'm "Black Morty Flint"

So says the "What's my pirate name?" page. it also says:
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

What's your pirate name?

*This is really Joshie's link. I got it from his AIM profile. See, Joshie, I do read your profile sometimes.